Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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