Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
there is glitter all over my balls
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