I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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