Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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