Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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