i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You ate ashes out of my bong
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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