Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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