I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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