so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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