I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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