hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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