I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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