why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
