I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he thought i was a dude.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
the raccoons are back...
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