I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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