I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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