CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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