All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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