Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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