What did we do last night that was yellow?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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