I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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