just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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