I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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