Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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