youre lurking in front of me
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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