Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just invented taco cereal.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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