NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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