So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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