You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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