she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
