Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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