but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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