Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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