She said her name was "party"
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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