Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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