You're completely useless in the revolution.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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