i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
the day after is always just damage control
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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