that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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