remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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