I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
why is half of my head shaved?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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