singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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