like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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