We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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