Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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