Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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