My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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