Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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