Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
