Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
