You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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