You made me cry and you don't even care
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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