Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
