Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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