Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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