Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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