He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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